Dress

Webster Definition: to put clothes on (transitive verb)

Mommy Meaning: to put season-appropriate, somewhat-fitting, sort-of-clean clothes on anyone under five in the household


 

1. I put this outfit together; my standards are not high.
2. Those are sheep.
3. Only recent picture of a typical outfit for the toddler. She prefers to be naked.

 

 

 

 

Daddy Meaning: to put toddler's clothing on the baby, put a swimsuit and snowboots on the toddler, and put mommy in a bad mood

 

Used in a sentence: Daddy must have thought, "If I dress the children inappropriately, I will not be asked to do this task again."